HYPERVENTILATE!!!!!!

I don't think anyone can hyperventilate as many times as I had. First of all, my birthday is next week, new skulduggery pleasant book, KOTW Is next monday, today is One Direction's 2nd Birthday!!!!!!!!! Arghhhh!!!

OMGOMG!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO MEET DEREK LANDY!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OH MY GAWD!!!!! IM GOING TO MEET DEREK LANDY IN THE BOOK STORE AT COLLINS ST IN MELB IN AUGUST THE SIXTEENTH!!!!!!! THE DAY BEFOUR MY LITTLE SIS'S B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
O-M-GAWD, I CAN'T BELIVE THAT iAM FINALLY GOiNG TO SEE DEREK DOWN UNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG !!!!!!!!
I GOiNG TO GO AND HYPERVENTILATE IN MY ROOM. Bye!!!!
*starts breathing heavily and walking to the my bedroom*